The Neverending Story Part I

2 years ago, three budding writers convened at a bench outside Swensens in Tampines for literary discourse. It wasn't long before a potential Pulitzer Prize winning novel was born. Presenting an unedited unadulterated preview to all who appreciates fine literature...

A girl was showing along a beach and she saw a big fat turtle biting the arse of a man who let out a tremendous fart. On seeing such a scene, the combat medic gave him a pill. She swallowed it and started sputtering red foam that stank of vomit and blood all over the wall. His brains were smashed to a pulpy mess. The man then took a mop from VJC storeroom and clean it all up. He then sat down to rest. But crows wouldn't leave him alone and started pecking at his eye, the woman whispered seductive, "You filthy animal, I noe u want me." Her lustful whispers. With a seductive smile, the man gazed across the window and blew a juicy kiss. The mosquito buzzed around restlessly, looking for a spot to take another bite. The butter oozed out her cherry red lips. He then took a chopper and mince up her lips when she was sleeping. At the end, the man cooked himself black sauce lips and what a sumptuous meal it was!